American Horror Story
 American Horror Story: Freak Show premieres in the fall

Ever wondered what would happen if a schizophrenic auteur smashed together the works of H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King and Jackie Collins? You'd get this mess, a garish anthology series full of campy dialogue, limp metaphors and grotesque, blood-drenched absurdity that somehow manages to pull together an ensemble of respectable actors every season, all willing to eat placentas and dispose of severed body parts in the name of art. It happens to be one of the wildest, funniest and most ballsy series in recent memory. Starring Jessica Lange, Sarah Paulson and Evan Peters.